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St. Pete Pride... check this out!!

  • Jun. 29th, 2009 at 12:11 PM
wanna play
So... my girl and I went to St. Pete Pride this weekend. It was her 1st and my like 5th time. While waiting for the parade to start we were watching a news crew plan their footage. While watching, Dee hid behind me and said I hope they don't want to interview us! Low and behold, not 5 minutes later, we were asked if they could interview us! I agreed and the interview took place. They asked us both questions, yadda, yadda, yadda..... When it aired, I had the opening interview comment and the closing one! So.. without further ado... Check it out!!!


http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpp/news/local/st_pete_pride_parade_062709

Stupid ass people!!!

  • Nov. 21st, 2008 at 5:09 PM
wanna play
So, I go to Mugs and Jugs to catch a bite to eat between classes this afternoon, all is going well. That is until I have my food in front of me and am eating and watching the sports news on in front of my table. I see movement and look. There is a guy in a white shirt with black leather vest and sunglasses walking through. I look down and continue to eat my meal, when all of a sudden I see from the corner of my eye him look directly at me and then say "Fuck you!" I put my food down and looked at him not really registering what he said. Then it dawns on me and now I am staring at him. As he gets closer he goes "Oh, sorry. Where's the bathroom in this place?" I sit there staring at him and not answering completely dumbfounded.

He passes by me and then a waitress came by. I stopped her and told her she might want to keep and eye on the guy and then explained why. SHe got her manager who came over and I explained it to him. He proceeded to get the owner and corner the guy in the restroom. When confronted about what he said to me, his come back was....

Ready for this????

"I thought it was a guy with short hair."

Ummmmmm. What????? Are you fuckin kidding me?????

Needless to say he was escorted out the door, as well as the 2 other people with him. So much for a relaxing lunch/ dinner after class all day, 2 more hours this evening AND work tonight. *sigh*

Airport Happenings!

  • Oct. 2nd, 2008 at 5:26 AM
Smut
So here I am at TPA headed to MI for my grandpas funeral (not a happy camper all week.) Everything is going well. I check in and get my boarding passes. I ride the tram to the terminal. I stop before security and get everything ready... Shoes off, things out of my pockets, laptop ready for it's own personal bin, and I begin my treck through security. This is how it went......

Upon arriving to the first person Me: Good morning!

Her: Good morning, how are you?

Me: Up way to early! ha ha

Her: (laughs) I hear you. OK, you can go right that way. Have a good flight!

Me: Thank you!

So, through the winding path I go. As I approach the end of the path I realize I get to go through the big machine. Here goes this conversation.....

Person #2: Good morning.

Me: Good morning. Oooooo! I get to go through the sniffer!

Him: Um, we don't have that.

Me: Oh. Oooo! I get to be x-rayed!!

Him: Um, no it's not up and running yet.

Me: Oh. Bummer. ha ha

Him: (Laughing) Just follow that guy there.

Me: OK, thanks!

I follow the guy. la la la la
Person #3: Just wait in there and someone will be with you shortly.
Me. OK, thanks!

Here's where it gets funny. I never thought I was a person to embarass a person intentionally, but hell! It's before 5 AM and I am up after 3 hours or so of sleep. I have a right damnit!!!

Very tall woman comes in through the very see through door......

Her: Good morning.

Me: Morning, um, do I look suspicious or something? (laughs)

Her: (Takes boarding pass from me and points to 2 S's on the bottom right hand corner of the boarding pass) No, the airline has randomly selected you for extra screening is all.

Me: Oh, so apparently at 4:45 in the morning my name looks suspicious!

Her: (Laughing) I guess! I just need to pat you down. Please stand here and raise your arms.

Me: (Laughing) Are you telling me to assume the position?

Her: (Laughing even harder) I guesss I am. (She begins a very thourough squeeze down. She wasn't patting she was actually squeezing!)

Me: (Grinnin) You know the last time I was patted down like this...(enter a pause for effect here. ANd she pauses to look at me) I was in the Manchester, New Hampshire airport where I set off the metal detector.

Her: (Pauses again and looks at me with a shit eating grin on her face) Why did it go off?

Me: Can you believe that they had it set so sensitive that my nipple piercings set it off??

Her: Are you serious? Thats funny!

Me: No, funnier was the thought of the woman I had to show them to going home to her Husband and saying, "Honey! You won't believe what I had to do today!!!"

Her: (Laughing again as she finishes the fondle/ frisk) Wow, I bet that was killing her!

Me: Considering the shade of red she was... I'm sure she was more embarrased than I was. haha

Her: (Still laughing) OK, We are done just follow me and we'll get you your stuff. Have a GREAT day!

Me: Thanks! You too. (grinnin ear to ear as I notice she too has turned very red)

I am given back my shoes and coat. I put my shoes on and notice the guys have slid her my bag. (I only brought carry ons) They took care of the lap top and my back pack, but handed her my bag with my clothes. I watch her as she is going through it. She groped me more than she looked through my bag. She actaully looked quite hesitant to look through it. I grin to myself thinking.. "Damn!!! I should have packed a couple "extras" for shits and giggles!"

Then to the gate I went! What a way to start a very somber day!

Cuz I had to follow suit

  • Mar. 13th, 2008 at 11:25 AM
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Nov. 27th, 2007

  • 11:56 AM
Flying Fuck
Ever wonder what the hell? Today is one of those days. Just thought I would share.

And for New Years.... LMAO

  • Nov. 27th, 2007 at 11:48 AM
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In 2007, pizzaguy69 resolves to...
Go to glbt every Sunday.
Find a better bdsm.
Tell my family about hot wheels.
Connect with my inner music.
Give up guitars.
Keep my inkednurse clean.
Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

I saw this and had to follw suit!

  • Nov. 27th, 2007 at 11:46 AM
wanna play
On the twelfth day of Christmas, pizzaguy69 sent to me...
Twelve spunkybubbles drumming
Eleven rebelxstacys piping
Ten stavros69s a-leaping
Nine powerfemmes dancing
Eight kyssmes a-milking
Seven diekias a-swimming
Six her_jaded_souls a-laying
Five te-e-e-exxybois
Four guitars
Three animals
Two hot wheels
...and a bdsm in a dirtywhiteboi.
Get your own Twelve Days:

Thanks baby!!

  • Nov. 16th, 2006 at 9:40 AM
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]stavros69 (-5000 points). In April I bought porn for [info]inkednurse (-10 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [info]powerfemme's purse (30 points). In October I broke [info]kyssme's X-Box (-12 points). In September I gave [info]dark_courtesan a kidney (1000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-3992 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
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A few of my tats

  • Aug. 10th, 2006 at 3:36 PM
timon


I got this in two different sessions. First the dragonfly, then the flowers. When I went for touch-ups on the flowers, I had the lady bug added. This is was taken the day after or same day the bug was added.




This is Kanji for Fire. It's inside my upper left arm.




This is Kanji for Ice. It's inside my upper right arm not far from the Dragon fly Tat.

More Pink!!

  • Aug. 10th, 2006 at 12:40 PM
suck it





Will post more when I have the time. Friend is showering so suppose I'll get some things done before work.

Just another update

  • Aug. 10th, 2006 at 12:29 PM
cuffs


Ok... so finally a Pink pic for ya'll!!!

I start school in less than 3 weeks and am totally on the school bandwagon thing. Not so much as fighting people over the last of the school supplies at the local Wal-Mart, but as far as making sure I have a jump ahead in certain areas. Soon I'll be able to say, "Anatomy and Physiology for Dummies worked for me!!" I've started a few notebooks and made a few trips to the library. Maybe visiting Borders soon to see if they have certain book the Library doesn't and just spend a day there jotting stuff down.

Still on the school note, I had a conversation with my mom about it the other day. She has now put herself on a mission to find me scrubs. Shortly after telling me to find out my sizes, she had another shock for me. She said,"Upon graduating and getting your liscense, how about I pay half your tuition?" I literally choked and said, "WHAT?!?!?!" Her reply was "It's not that I don't trust that you won't finish, I just want to give you added insentive. When you graduate and get your liscense, I'll pay half your tuition directly to the school." I'm still floored and it's been days since she told me this.

ANywho... off to converse with my bestest friend then clean and get ready for work. YAY me!!

Long over due update..... again LOL

  • Jul. 31st, 2006 at 7:27 PM
darkside
Well.... 28 days from today I will be starting school!! Shocked?? Me too!!!! LMAO It's been a long time coming though. Just needed to make up my mind on where I wanted to go. At first I was dead set in getting into the Computer field, but after much deliberation, I realized, you can never catch up there!! Once you learn certain things to get your degree or what not, in 6 months or so your back in school learning it all over cause it's already out dated. No thanks!!

I figure in the medical field, you can't go wrong. It will always be around and in need of HUMAN stuff. LOL You can only get so computerized with it.

On the 25th I went and saw P!nk. OMG!!! What a fuckin show. Have the pics to prove it too.

That's all I can think of at the moment. Later will post more in detail about the events just mentioned.

Interesting evening

  • Jul. 8th, 2006 at 12:32 PM
dita
So last night I was to play butch dyke bouncer for a friends group of girls that was going to do a bar crawl in Ybor.....

This is the story of the nights events )

*Update*

  • Jul. 5th, 2006 at 8:27 PM
suck it
So.... New update... for the first time in MONTHS I actually got to close LC yesterday... after working an 11 hour shift of course. Oh joy!!

15 days and a wake up!!!!

LMAO

  • Jul. 1st, 2006 at 3:47 PM
wanna play
Your Boobies' Names Are...

Mork and Mindy

Another long overdue update

  • Jul. 1st, 2006 at 3:31 PM
suck it
Wow!! Where do I start? So many things going on......

First things first..... )

Guess I'm liberal LOL

  • Jul. 1st, 2006 at 3:26 PM
touch my monkey
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 45% Conservative, 55% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Bwahahahaha

  • Apr. 25th, 2006 at 8:31 PM
suck it
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